經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話

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　　經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話：聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局的案件

　　聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局的案件

　　The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"

　　聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局總部的電話響了。“ 喂?”

　　"Hello,is this FBI?"

　　“喂，是聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局嗎?…”

　　"Yes,What do you want?"

　　“是的，有何需要嗎.?”

　　"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."

　　“我打電話是要檢舉我的鄰居 湯姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”

　　"This will be noted." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.

　　“我們會(huì)嚴(yán)加注意的。”次日，聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局來(lái)到湯姆的家。

　　They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood ,find no marijuana,swearat Tom and leave .

　　他們搜查了存放木柴的庫(kù)房，把木柴劈成一塊一塊，沒(méi)有找到太麻，就對(duì)著湯姆口出穢言，然后離去。

　　The phone rings at Tom's house.

　　湯姆家的電話響了。

　　" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"

　　“喂，湯姆，聯(lián)邦調(diào)查局有來(lái)你家嗎?”

　　"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"

　　“有呀”“他們‘有劈你們家的木柴嗎?”

　　"Yeah,they did."

　　“有呀，他們劈了呀”

　　"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."

　　“好了，現(xiàn)在換你打電話了，我的菜園需要犁一下啦。”

　　經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話：拜訪醫(yī)師

　　A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred .

　　一個(gè)男人問(wèn)他的醫(yī)師是否認(rèn)為他會(huì)活到一百歲。

　　The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"

　　醫(yī)師問(wèn)這個(gè)男人：“你抽煙或喝酒嗎?”

　　" No ,"he replied , "I have never done either ."

　　他回答說(shuō)：“不，我從不抽煙喝酒。”

　　" Do you gamble,drive fast cars ,and fool around with woman?" inquired the doctor .

　　醫(yī)師問(wèn)說(shuō)：“你賭博、開快車、玩女人嗎?”

　　"No,I have done any of those things either."

　　“不，我也從不干那些事情。”

　　"Well then," said the doctor ," what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

　　醫(yī)師說(shuō)：“那你干嗎要活到一百歲呀?”

　　經(jīng)典趣味雙語(yǔ)笑話：在這一家

　　Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .

　　八十歲大的 莎莉從學(xué)校把她的成績(jī)報(bào)告卡帶回家。

　　Her marks were good mostly .

　　她的成績(jī)不錯(cuò)，

　　A's and a couple of B'S .

　　大部分都是A，還有幾個(gè)B。

　　However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,

　　可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：

　　"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,

　　“莎莉是個(gè)聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個(gè)毛病。

　　she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,

　　她在學(xué)校太愛講話。我有一個(gè)想法我要來(lái)試試看，

　　which I think may break her of the bad habit."

　　我認(rèn)為.這個(gè)想法可能會(huì)讓她改掉這個(gè)壞習(xí)慣。”

　　Sally's dad signed her report card,

　　莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學(xué)習(xí)報(bào)告卡，

　　putting a note on the back ,

　　并在卡片背面注記：

　　"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY

　　“如果你的想法對(duì)莎莉很有效，請(qǐng)你讓我知道，

　　because I would like to try it out on her mother."

　　因?yàn)槲蚁胍阉囉迷谒龐寢屔砩稀?/p>