經典趣味雙語笑話三則
經典趣味雙語笑話三則
在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學習啦小編為大家?guī)斫浀淙の峨p語笑話三則，希望大家喜歡!
經典趣味雙語笑話：烹飪課
One day during cooking class,
一天在上烹飪課的時候，
our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .
我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚她：準備完美醬料的秘訣。
When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,
當她把我們叫到爐子邊作準備工作時，
she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."
她說：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。
As I stirred my sauce ,
當我在攪拌醬料時，
I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon
我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，
and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.
然后認定它一定與熱傳導有關系。
I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .
我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。
"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .
我問：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”
"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"
她回答：“因為，如果我必須坐在這里聽你們全部的金屬湯匙砰砰敲著金屬的罐子，我會發(fā)瘋喔”。
經典趣味雙語笑話：忠實的貓
Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.
從前有 個婦人有一只忠實的貓。
And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.
有一天，有個人用他的馬車將貓輾死。
So,the man went to the old woman and said,
因此，這個人就去找這位老婦人說：
"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."
“我對你的貓感到非常抱歉，我愿意代替它。”
"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.
這位老婦人深深地感動說：“你真好心呀!”“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒嗎?”
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
經典趣味雙語笑話：實驗室檢查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有兩個小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一個小孩子哭得非常犬聲。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子說：“你為什么哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子說：“我來這里驗血呀”
2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子說：“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子說：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因為驗血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一聽到這么說，第二位小孩子就開始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子說：“你現(xiàn)在為什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子說：“我來這里微尿液檢驗的啦.!”