在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放松自己的心情。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)磔p松一刻英語幽默故事，希望大家喜歡!

　　輕松一刻英語幽默故事：交換三明治

　　Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks.

　　有兩位律師走進(jìn)一家小餐廳。點(diǎn)了兩份飲料。

　　Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

　　然后他們就從他們的公文包當(dāng)中拿出三明治開始吃。

　　The waiter became quite concerned

　　服務(wù)生感到相當(dāng)不妥，

　　and marched over and told them,"You can't eat your own sandeiches in here!"

　　就走過去告訴他們：“你們不可以在這里吃你們自己的三明治!”

　　The attorneys looked each other ,

　　這兩位律師彼此看了一下對(duì)方，

　　shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

　　聳聳他們的肩膀，然后就交換三明治。

　　輕松一刻英語幽默故事：白癡老師

　　If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher .

　　喜愛挖苦人的老師說：“如果在這間教室里面有白癡，就請(qǐng)站起來好嗎?”。

　　After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet,

　　沉默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起來了。

　　"Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? "enquired the teacher with a sneer.

　　老師就以譏笑的口氣問他：“喂， 先生，你為什么認(rèn)為你自己是個(gè)白癡呀?”

　　"Well ,actually I don't,"said the student ,"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

　　這名學(xué)生說：“ 唉呀，實(shí)際上我才不認(rèn)為我是個(gè)白癡呢，而是我很討厭看著你一個(gè)人站在那里啦。”

　　輕松一刻英語幽默故事：醉漢

　　A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes.

　　有一位警官把一個(gè)在車道上穿進(jìn)穿出，迂回蛇行的男子攔到路邊。

　　He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir,I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

　　他走到這名男子的車窗旁邊說：“先生，我要你對(duì)著這個(gè)酒精測(cè)試管吹一口氣。”

　　The man says,"Sorry officer I can't do that.I am an asthmatic.If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

　　這名男子說：“對(duì)不起呀，警官，我不能吹呀。我是個(gè)氣喘病患者呀。如果我吹的話，我就會(huì)真的患很嚴(yán)重的氣喘病。”

　　"Ok,fine.I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

　　“ 好， 好。我要你到警察局進(jìn)行血液檢驗(yàn)。”

　　"I can't do that either.I am a hemophiliac.If I do that,I'll bleed to death."

　　“我也能抽血檢驗(yàn)呀。我是個(gè)血友病患呀。如果我抽血檢驗(yàn)，我就會(huì)流血過多而死呀。”

　　"Well ,then we need a urine sample."

　　“嗯，那我們就要你進(jìn)行尿液檢驗(yàn)吧。”

　　"I am sorry officer I can't do that either.I am also a diabetic.If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

　　“對(duì)不起呀 ，警官，我也不能驗(yàn)?zāi)蜓?。我也是一個(gè)糖尿病患者呀。如果我驗(yàn)?zāi)虻脑挘业难蔷驼娴臅?huì)變得很低。”

　　"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

　　“好吧，那我要你出來到這邊，走這條白線。”

　　"I can't do that,officer."

　　“警官，我辦不勁呀。”

　　"Why not? "

　　“為什么辦不到?”

　　"Because I am too drunk to do that."

　　“因?yàn)槲液鹊锰砹?，所以不能那么做呀?rdquo;