幽默風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)小故事三則
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幽默風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)小故事：恭喜
"I'd like you to come right over," a man phoned an undertaker(承辦人), " and supervise the burial of my poor, departed wife."
"Your wife!" gasped the undertaker, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"
"You don't understand," said the man, "You see I married again."
"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"
一位男子給殯儀館老板打電話：“我希望你能來(lái)我這里主持我可憐的妻子的葬禮。”
老板吃力地說(shuō)：“你的妻子!我在兩年前沒(méi)有埋葬她嗎?”
男子說(shuō)：“你不知道，我又結(jié)婚了”
“噢”， 老板說(shuō)，“恭喜恭喜!”
幽默風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)小故事：征婚啟事
Things were really getting worse after the war. Life became so difficult that a lot of people lived in want(在貧困中).
A newspaper had published an advertisement for a man in want of tires: "Owner of a truck would like to correspond with a widow who owns two tires. Object: matrimony(結(jié)婚). Send picture of tires."
戰(zhàn)后情況真是越來(lái)越糟了。生活變得非常艱難，缺少東西的人很多。
有一家報(bào)紙?jiān)o一個(gè)需要輪胎的人登過(guò)一個(gè)這樣的廣告：“一部貨車的車主愿意和一位備有兩個(gè)輪胎的寡婦通信。目的：成婚。 要把輪胎的照片寄過(guò)來(lái)。”
幽默風(fēng)趣英語(yǔ)小故事：一個(gè)遭遇海難的水手
A sailor was the only survivor of the shipwreck.
He had to stay on a desert island for three years.
One day he was very pleased to find a ship anchored in the day. When a small boat cameashore, an officer handed him a bunch of newspaper and said, "The captain suggests you read what's going on the world, and then tell us if you want to be rescued."
一個(gè)水手是船只失事后唯一的幸存者。
他不得不在一個(gè)荒島上待了三年。
有一天他非常高興地看到一艘大船停泊在海灣了。有一只小艇駛到岸邊來(lái)，一個(gè)軍官把一捆報(bào)紙遞給他，對(duì)他說(shuō)：“船長(zhǎng)建議你看看這些報(bào)紙，了解世情后再告訴我們，你想不想被解救。”
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