幽默英語(yǔ)對(duì)話
幽默英語(yǔ)對(duì)話
“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家?guī)?lái)幽默英語(yǔ)對(duì)話，希望大家喜歡!
幽默英語(yǔ)對(duì)話1
A: You really like my stupid jokes?
B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.
A: Yes, well such jokes aren’t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.
A: 你真的喜歡我講的這些愚蠢的笑話嗎?
B: 是的，它們都快讓我肚皮笑破了!你還真能裝，板著個(gè)臉，我是過(guò)了一會(huì)兒才領(lǐng)悟你的笑話的。
A: 講俏皮話的人自己先笑了，就沒(méi)意思了。我爸可會(huì)講笑話了，有的時(shí)候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白過(guò)來(lái)。
幽默英語(yǔ)對(duì)話2
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來(lái)了。
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老師：彼得!你說(shuō)說(shuō)，世界上什么最大?
Peter: Well, well....eyelids....
彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What?Eyelids?
老師：什么?眼皮?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得：是的，老師。因?yàn)槲已劬σ婚]，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。
幽默英語(yǔ)對(duì)話3
Mom: Honey, mother needs a perch.
親愛(ài)的，媽媽需要一個(gè)歇腳的地方。
Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.
媽?我們年紀(jì)差不大啊。媽，你看起來(lái)真美。
Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.
不要再拍我馬屁了，你這個(gè)小個(gè)子。我還沒(méi)答應(yīng)要把我女兒送出去呢。挪開(kāi)去，我需要一個(gè)地方先把我的噴嚏送出去。
Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.
等一下。用我這個(gè)特制袋。不要浪費(fèi)了你的噴嚏。
Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.
阿切!不好意思通常沒(méi)那么大聲的。
Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.
沒(méi)關(guān)系?？梢园涯莻€(gè)袋子給我嗎?我想帶回實(shí)驗(yàn)室。
Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?
你在開(kāi)玩笑嗎?不。你這個(gè)怪人，你想對(duì)我的噴嚏做什么?你不是那個(gè)《科學(xué)怪人》吧?
Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.
雖然我想, 我覺(jué)得他的試驗(yàn)都很酷. 放松, 媽.研究噴嚏,是我的工作.
Mom: Sneeze?
噴嚏?
Jack: Jesus! Help, Rose. Your Mom passed out. OMG.
天哪! 救命，羅思.媽暈過(guò)去了。天哪!
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