簡單英語幽默小故事
簡單英語幽默小故事
笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調(diào)劑作用。下面學習啦小編為大家?guī)砗唵斡⒄Z幽默小故事，歡迎大家閱讀!
簡單英語幽默小故事1：
A simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice.
一個傻子的妻子叫他去買冰。
Two hours later, he didn't come back. so his wife went out to have a look. She sawher husbandwas standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.
兩小時后，他還沒有回來。于是他的妻子便出去看看。她看見她的丈夫站在門口的太陽底下，看著冰融化。
"What's the matter?" She asked him. "Why don't you bring it in?"
“怎么回事?”她問道。“你怎么不把它拿進來?”
"I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I'm running it dry." The simpleton answered.
“我看冰是濕的，怕你會罵我，所以我在把它曬干。”傻子回答道。
簡單英語幽默小故事2：
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
情人節(jié)的前一天晚上，一個女人做了一個關(guān)于漂亮項鏈的美夢。
When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"
醒來后，她告訴她的丈夫，“我剛剛夢到你給了我一條珍珠項鏈作為情人節(jié)的禮物。你說這意味著什么?”
"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.
“到了情人節(jié)那天你就知道了。”丈夫會意地笑著說。
On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
情人節(jié)這一天，這個男人給了他欣喜若狂的妻子一個漂亮的禮盒。
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
妻子興奮地打開盒子，只看到一本題為《夢到含義》的書。
簡單英語幽默小故事3：
A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally.
一個小男孩在練小提琴，他的父親坐在那里看報紙。他們家的小狗也開始隨著琴聲低聲嚎叫。
Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"
終于，父親再也忍受不了了，說道：“你就不能拉一首小狗聽不懂的嗎?”
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