感恩節(jié)笑話集錦（中英文版）笑死人的

　　Mirth is the foremost capsule to keep our life lively. With an honest effort to fill your Thanksgiving Day with laughter, we have brought some jokes to share with family and friends that will keep us laughing and rolling with laughter during Thanksgiving Feast:

　　歡笑是讓生活充滿活力的最好良藥。為了讓您的感恩節(jié)充滿歡笑，我們誠摯地為您奉上一些笑話供您和您的親友共享，讓您的感恩節(jié)大餐笑聲不斷。

　　- This pampered young lady had left her family for the first time to join the college and was feeling quite lonely on Thanksgiving. She decided to cook a Thanksgiving dinner for herself. She was narrating her first experience in the kitchen to her mother and mother really wanted to know about the results. When asked how the food was, the lady replied with a shudder that though the ready-made soup and pizza were great, she had quite a trouble with turkey. Trying to get to the root of the problem, the mother asked, "Was it burnt?" The lady replied, "Oh! I couldn't taste it mom. It simply wouldn't sit still!"

　　一位養(yǎng)尊處優(yōu)的年輕小姐頭一回離家去上大學(xué)，到了感恩節(jié)她倍感孤單。她決定為自己做一頓感恩節(jié)大餐。她正在向自己的母親描述自己第一次做飯的經(jīng)歷，而母親也很想知道結(jié)果如何。當(dāng)被問及做得好不好吃，這位小姐打了一個顫說，盡管速食湯和批薩不錯，但是烹飪火雞時卻遇到了不小的麻煩。她的母親想找到問題的根源，于是就問她：“是不是烤焦了?”這位小姐回答道：“哦，我沒法品嘗它，媽媽。火雞就是不肯老實(shí)地坐著!”

　　- Here is a funny (and repelling!) trick to do in front of your friends just before dinner, if you do not want them to eat too much on your cost. Load your plate up high with everything including the salad, a piece of turkey, a bit of soup and some bread crumbles. Toss it all in the blender and offer your new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake to everyone. You can be sure to delay the dinnertime by an hour at least with this trick.

　　如果你不想請客吃飯時被朋友吃掉太多錢，以下是開飯前的一個小竅門。把自己盤子里的食物堆得高高的，包括沙拉、一塊火雞、一點(diǎn)湯和一些面包渣。把這些食物全攪在一起，然后請其他人吃你新發(fā)明的“感恩節(jié)減肥奶昔”?？窟@個竅門你絕對能把用餐時間推遲一小時。

　　- Did you hear the one-liner about turkey crossing the road on Thanksgiving because it was the chicken's day off?

　　你有聽過感恩節(jié)的那個一句話笑話嗎?感恩節(jié)火雞過馬路因?yàn)槭沁@天是雞的休息日。(好冷啊)

　　- A teacher gave her students of second grade to write an assignment on 'What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving?' She couldn't agree enough with one of the wisest students in her class who wrote that she was thankful that she was 'not' a turkey.

　　一個老師讓二年級學(xué)生寫一個作業(yè)，標(biāo)題是“感恩節(jié)我為什么而感恩?”當(dāng)她看到班里最聰明的一個學(xué)生寫的作業(yè)，她簡直不能更贊同了，這個學(xué)生在作業(yè)中寫道，她感恩的是她“不是”火雞。

　　- The escalating sales of turkey legs inspired a poultry farmer to research and breed a turkey with more legs and thus, reap more profits for him. It was only after many years that he finally succeeded in breeding one with six legs! The news of his success reached the media and reporters questioned him about the taste of the turkey he had bred. The intellectual whispered with a grave face, "What I wouldn't give to catch it!"

　　火雞腿的熱銷讓一名家禽飼養(yǎng)員想研究培育出一個有更多條腿的火雞品種，從而可以獲利更多。許多年后，他終于成功培育出一只有六條腿的火雞!他成功的新聞被媒體獲悉，到訪的記者們詢問他這只火雞的味道如何。這名智者一臉嚴(yán)肅地低聲說道：“我倒是想告訴你呢，但是我壓根抓不住啊!”