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10句雷人的爆笑雙語(yǔ)

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  01. 還能沖動(dòng),表示你還對(duì)生活有激情,總是沖動(dòng),表示你還不懂生活。

  If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

  02. 我問(wèn)一個(gè)在深圳工作了二十年的朋友:“如果你死后,你的墓志銘打算寫點(diǎn)啥?”他說(shuō):“我解決了住房問(wèn)題!”

  I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

  03. 懷才就像懷孕,時(shí)間長(zhǎng)了才能看出來(lái)。

  Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

  04. 人生的最大遺憾莫過(guò)于錯(cuò)誤地堅(jiān)持了不該堅(jiān)持的,輕易地放棄了不該放棄的……

  The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

  05. 大師兄,你知道嗎?二師兄的肉現(xiàn)在比師傅的都貴了。

  Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)

  06. 媽媽說(shuō)人最好不要錯(cuò)過(guò)兩樣?xùn)|西,最后一班回家的車和一個(gè)深愛(ài)你的人。

  Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

  07. 一天看到一位大媽在燒紙,邊燒邊嘟囔著:收到了全都買基金吧~~

  One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.

  08. 好的愛(ài)情是你透過(guò)一個(gè)男人看到世界,壞的愛(ài)情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界……

  A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.

  09. 諸葛亮出山前,也沒(méi)帶過(guò)兵!憑啥我就要工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)?

  Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

  10. 如果你看到面前的陰影,別怕,那是因?yàn)槟愕谋澈笥嘘?yáng)光……

  If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.

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